feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever
A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds
on my navigation there is an option called ‘my wife’ and you’d think that the link would lead to another persons blog right? wrong. it leads to millions of images of an anime character im married to an anime character